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These guys Jeffrey Dahmer and Timothy McVeigh. Right away everyone wants to kill them. Let me tell you something, you don't kill guys like that. That's exactly what they want. You know what you do... You let them off with a warning, just like a speeding ticket... Sometimes all a guy like that needs is a good talking to. You sit them down and you say "Listen... Jeff, nobody thinks you're funny OK... No one is amused so calm down and knock off the shit! Stop trying to draw attention to yourself! You eat one more person and you're in big trouble!" A lot of these guys don't here that sort of thing and I think it would make them think twice before they cooked another persons' head and ate it, don't you?
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