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Francis Boyle was born on 16 August 1972 in Glasgow, and Scotland remains a rich source for his comic material. He started stand up whilst studying on a teacher training course in Edinburgh in 1995 and a year later, aged 24, he won The Daily Telegraph Open Mic Award. His brand of dark, sharp one-liners was unleashed on the UK public in the BBC2 panel show Mock The Week where any person or subject matter was fair game for a savaging by Boyle. He’s also written gags for other TV comedies, notably Jimmy... moreFrancis Boyle was born on 16 August 1972 in Glasgow, and Scotland remains a rich source for his comic material. He started stand up whilst studying on a teacher training course in Edinburgh in 1995 and a year later, aged 24, he won The Daily Telegraph Open Mic Award. His brand of dark, sharp one-liners was unleashed on the UK public in the BBC2 panel show Mock The Week where any person or subject matter was fair game for a savaging by Boyle. He’s also written gags for other TV comedies, notably Jimmy Carr vehicles. Boyle’s attracted his fair share of controversy, and the charges of offensiveness by some are outweighed by the fervour of his leagues of fans. In October 2009 he released his autobiography, My Shit Life So Far. In typical Frankie Boyle-style, it opens chastising the people who’ve bought a celebrity autobiography, and, in particular, those who’ve bought this one by a panel show comedian.

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4 out of 5 Frankie Boyle on English Royalty Explicit quote warning
There's going to be a Royal wedding! Ironically I don't get a day off for the wedding as I work part time as an Al-Qaeda sniper. If William's marriage is half as happy as his mum and dad's then Kate might as well cut her own brake cables... more

4 out of 5 Frankie Boyle on Television Being Faked
The only award I've been nominated for is a Scottish BAFTA. A Scottish BAFTA, it's like hearing that the animals have their own Olympics. You hear all this stuff about TV being faked. Of course it's faked. It's all faked. That documentary... more

3 out of 5 Frankie Boyle on Animal Extinctions Explicit quote warning Related videos
We've got to the stage where Sparrows and Otters are becoming extinct. I mean the next series of Spring Watch is going to be like Schindler's list. Just all shown in black and white with a little Robins red breast. Bill Oddie smuggling... more

4 out of 5 Frankie Boyle on NY Freedom Tower Explicit quote warning
The Americans want to build a big tower on the site of September the 11th. Freedom Tower they're going to call it but now apparently they're worried and they're looking at ways to try and make it terrorist proof. I think they should... more

3 out of 5 Frankie Boyle on Scotland Explicit quote warning Related videos
Scottish people aren't all that friendly are they I once saw an English guy in Glasgow trying to order a pint of lager and lime and the barman went: We don't do c***tails. They've got a good thing at Scottish football games where you're... more

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