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Photo of Ellen DeGeneresThey've taken the mirror out of the dressing room. So you are forced to walk out to take a look at yourself. So they get another crack at you, to tell you, how you look. Cause you don't have opinions of your own. "That looks fabulous..." Really? "Yes, your ass looks fabulous..." That's how they get you. They tell you, your ass looks good, you are buying it. "That blouse, makes your ass looks fabulous..." "Is that your bra? Well, It makes your ass look fabulous." The ass is such an important thing, that we check out our asses like crazy, when we try on clothes. Check out our ass, our entire facial expression changes. We make the ass face suddenly, it is that kind of... That's my ass... And that's my ass that way... I'm gonna walk away, and that's my ass... We don't make the ass face, when we are at home... naked, looking at ourselves in the mirror. Totally different face then.
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Ellen DeGeneres, 2000

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