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Photo of Eddie IzzardBuilding a henge are we? That's a fantastic idea. It's a marvellous religion the druids have got, yes. A lot of white clothing, I like that. They'd smash out a huge stone and then they'd put tree trunks down to roll it along on... Help you push 'em along, right? It's not far, is it? And the druids going, Heave, everyone, heave, well done everyone. You're doing very well. You'll love it when you see it, I've seen some of the drawings already, it's very special. After 200 miles, You fucking bastard! You never told us 200 miles! Two hundred miles in this day and age? I don't even know where I live now!
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