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Eddie Izzard - Death or Plumbing?
The Daleks were my first monsters and they were very very scary and all kids knew as soon as they came on the tele you had to hide behind the furniture. We never actually watched the Daleks we just listened to Radio 4 version of the Daleks.... more
Eddie Izzard the Death Star Canteen
But there must have been a Death Star canteen, a cafeteria downstairs, in between battles, where Darth Vader could just chill. I will have the Penne Alla Arrabiata. "You'll need a tray." Do you know who I am? "Do you know who I am?" This... more
Eddie Izzard on Stone Henge Labour Issues
Building a henge are we? That's a fantastic idea. It's a marvellous religion the druids have got, yes. A lot of white clothing, I like that. They'd smash out a huge stone and then they'd put tree trunks down to roll it along on... Help... more
Eddie Izzard on Supermarket Layouts
You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking this is a fresh shop, everything in here is fresh! I will do well here. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper and squeezy... more
Eddie Izzard offers Alternatives to Invading Russia
In the 30s, Hitler: Czechoslovakia, Poland, France, Second World War... Russian front not a good idea... Hitler never played Risk when he was a kid. Cause, you know, playing Risk, you could never hold on to Asia. That Asian-Eastern... more
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