Eddie Izzard - I'm covered in bees!

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Show quote | Sign In to save your setting (remove disclaimer). Photo of Eddie Izzard Beekeepers as well. Beekeepers, yes. They've gotta want to be. "I want to be a beekeeper! I wanna keep bees! Don't want them to get away, I wanna keep em! They have too much freedom. I want bees on elastic, so when they get pollen, they come back here! My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper before him. I wanna walk in their footsteps." And their footsteps were like this: [running from imaginary bees] "I'm covered in bees!" Cause that's your job isn't it? They must loose it, beekeepers must loose it. You know, you're there, you've got the netting, you've got two thousand bees... [bzzzzzz bzzzzzz] and essentially you're trying to steal honey. [bzzzzzz bzzzzzz] [acts out sneaking up on imaginary bees] "Morning, morning, morning, hello, knock, knock coming in... Look there's a Ferrari over there, can you see that Ferrari? Yes, it's very fast isn't it... well morning, thank you..." They must be just walking back with all these bee round, and some point they must go: "What the fuck am I doing?! I'm covered in bees! Help!"
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