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Photo of Eddie IzzardSo we built up empires. We stole countries. That's how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. You sail round the world and stick a flag in them. I claim India for Britain! They're going "You cant claim us we live here. Five hundred million of us." Do you have a flag? "We dont need a bloody flag. Its our country, you bastard." No flag, no country, you cant have one. That's the rules that I've just made up. And I'm backing it up with this gun that was lent from the NRA. That was it. Queen Victoria became Empress of India. She never even went there

Eddie Izzard, 1999

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