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Do you know what I don't want on MTV? I'll tell you what... Aerosmith, Vanilla Ice and Cher. No Crosby, no Stills and no Nash. No bald guys, no fat guys, no fat-bald guys that look like history professors OK? REM? No. Marky Mark? No. P.M. Dawn? No. No half-hour comedy hour no one-hour comedy hour. No rock no jock no It no Dre all I want is Cindy Crawford, house of style 24-hours a day. No MTV news unless it's news about Cindy. What she's doing, what she's wearing, what she smells like OK? No music unless it's sounds about Cindy OK? I want half-hour specials about Cindy. I want hour-long rockumentaries about Cindy. I want Cindy unplugged. I want acoustic Cindy. I want long drawn-out slow motion shots of Cindy walking. Cindy sleeping. Cindy eating an Eskimo pie naked on the roof of the Empire State Building OK? I want to change the house of style to the house of Cindy. Not MTV, CTV. No rock, no promos, no Richard Gere just me and Cindy. I think you hear me knocking Richard and I think I'm coming in and I got a box of Eskimo pies with me.
Denis Leary, 1992
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