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Denis Colin Leary was born on 18 August 1957 in Massachusetts, and attended Emerson College in Boston. After graduating, he stayed on for five years teaching comedy writing and performing on the Boston comedy scene until his anarchic ranting-style was picked up by MTV. His routines frequently reference smoking - he famously smokes on stage - and other drugs, and the right to personal choice. He first perfomed his most famous routine, No Cure for Cancer, at the Edinburgh Festival in 1990... moreDenis Colin Leary was born on 18 August 1957 in Massachusetts, and attended Emerson College in Boston. After graduating, he stayed on for five years teaching comedy writing and performing on the Boston comedy scene until his anarchic ranting-style was picked up by MTV. His routines frequently reference smoking - he famously smokes on stage - and other drugs, and the right to personal choice. He first perfomed his most famous routine, No Cure for Cancer, at the Edinburgh Festival in 1990 earning him the Critics' Prize. That routine featured the song Asshole - a polemic about the average American man - which cemented his controversial reputation. In a change of direction, he's turned to acting staring in over 40 films and the FX show Rescue Me which he co-wrote. The show won him an Emmy.

Denis Leary Quotes
Denis Leary on New York
And I am sick and tired for New York City taking the blame for the crime problem. You know, whenever you read a fact chart, it always says Detroit leads the world in rape and murder and everything else, but New York takes the blame. "New... more
Denis Leary - NyQuil and Sudafed
I don't do illegal drugs any more; now I just do the legal drugs; tonight: I'm on NyQuil and Sudafed. Let me tell you something, folks. Forget about cocaine and heroine. All you need is NyQuil and Sudafed I'm telling you right now, I... more
Denis Leary - No MTV, CTV
Do you know what I don't want on MTV? I'll tell you what... Aerosmith, Vanilla Ice and Cher. No Crosby, no Stills and no Nash. No bald guys, no fat guys, no fat-bald guys that look like history professors OK? REM? No. Marky Mark? No. P.M.... more
Denis Leary on Coffee Flavored Coffee
Is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee in this country any more? What happened with coffee? Did I miss a f***ing meeting with the coffee, huh? You can get every other flavour except coffee-flavoured coffee! They... more
Denis Leary on the TV generation
I'm sick of my generation getting called the TV generation. "Well all you guys do is watch TV." What did you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get shot live on TV one Sunday morning, we were afraid to change the f***ing channel for... more
Denis Leary on Dieing
Most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die." I disagree. I think life sucks, then you get cancer. Then you go into chemotherapy. You lose all your hair, you feel bad about yourself. Then all of the sudden the cancer goes into remission.... more
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Denis Leary DVD's, Blu-Ray's and Downloads
DenisLeary.com - Official website.
Wiki - In-depth profile of the man.
The Leary Firefighters Foundation - Established in 2000.
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