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Show quote | Sign In to save your setting (remove disclaimer). Photo of Dave Chappelle I'd be scared to talk to the police when I'm sleepy, you'd fuck around and give the wrong idea. Thump! "That nigga was on PCP Johnson! I had to use necessary force! You saw him. No, no paper work... Just sprinkle some crack on him and lets get out of here." I'm not saying I don't like police. I'm saying I'm just scared of em. Some times we want to call em too. Somebody broke into my house once but I didn't want to call em, Uhhh uhhh. House was too nice! And in a real nice house they'd never believe I lived in it... "He's still here! Thump! Ohhh my god! Open and shut case Johnson! I saw this once before when I was a rookie. Apparently this nigga broke in and hug pictures of his family everywhere. Well... lets sprinkle some crack on him and get out' a here."
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