Dave Chappelle on the Michael Jackson Trial

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Show quote | Sign In to save your setting (remove disclaimer). Photo of Dave Chappelle The kid said he's dying of cancer, he was in Make-a-wish Foundation. He claims he had two weeks to live and it was his dying wish... to meet Michael Jackson. Come on, man, give me a fucking break. This kid is ten years old, he don't remember Thriller. What the fuck he want to meet Michael Jackson for? Honestly. I remember Thriller and I just like kind of want to meet this nigga. I wouldn't break an appointment to meet him. I'll put it that way. Id have to already be free. Thats ridiculous. If I'm dying in two weeks and go "Mama, get me in a room with Chubby Checker" I wouldn't want to meet that motherfucker... Not in my last two weeks. Why not Usher or somebody like this? So then the kid claims he goes to Michaels house. This is where it all gets crazy. He does everything that you'd expect at Michaels house. They climbed trees and rode roller coasters and Ferris wheels. The chef made cookies, pies, and cakes. They was petting a monkey and giraffes, singing songs. Kid shit. And in the middle of all this child like activity... for some reason... Mike put out some wine and some pills... and sucked this kids dick. Folks, it hurts me to say it. And the kid had the nerve to call that abuse. Motherfucker, that is a good host. God damn. What else do you want? What else do you want? I'm lucky to get a glass of grape drink at my friends house. Let alone a roller coaster ride and my dick sucked. Mike must be confused like, "I brought you in my house, I fed you... I sucked your dick, and this is how you repay me, motherfucker? This was your wish, not mine. Thought you were dying in two weeks. What happened to that motherfuckers? I've been in court for two and half years. You get stronger every time I see you."
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