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Photo of Dave ChappelleWhite people do not like to talk about their political affiliations. It's a secret. You ever ask a white guy who they're voting for? Hey Bob, Bob, who you gonna vote for? "Dave, Dave whoa, whoa whoa whoa. Take it easy now. Take it easy. So anyway, I was fucking my wife in her ass right and... and it was something else." Yeah yeah yeah but who are you voting for? "Dave! Dave come-on with the voting. I'm trying to tell you about fucking my wife and you're asking all these personal questions." They don't like to divulge that information. Cause it matters to them. Black people will talk about that shit. Black people will openly talk about politics, black people will openly talk about beating up politicians. "If I see George Bush I'll kick his muthafucking ass for cutting my Medicaid."
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Dave Chappelle, 2000

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