Dave Chappelle - I Want Some Grape Drink

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Show quote | Sign In to save your setting (remove disclaimer). Photo of Dave Chappelle I know what you drink. Grape juice. Surprise, motherfuckers you didn't know I knew about grape juice, did you? Don't play dumb with me. A lot of black people didn't have the privilege of knowing about grape juice. Because they have grape drink, it's not the same formula that you get. Ain't no vitamins in that shit. You might have one of your black friends over. Todd, Todd, would you care for a glass of grape juice? "What? Nigga, what the fuck is juice? I want some grape drink, baby. It's purple." I don't think I know what a grape drink is. "What?" I have some apple juice, if you want. "What the fuck is juice? I want some apple drink. Its green." Remember that commercial for Sunny Delight... when all the kids run in from outside playing... and they all run to the fridge? "All right, I got some purple stuff, some Sunny D." As soon as they say Sunny D all the kids go, Yeah! Watch the black kid in the back. If you see that commercial, look at that black kid. He'd be like, "I want that purple stuff." Thats drink, nigga, that is drink. They want drink. They don't want all them vitamins, man. They want drink. Sugar, water, purple. That's the ingredients: Sugar, water and of course... purple.
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