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3 out of 5 Dave Allen on Facts About Skin
Skin is actually quite an interesting subject. Do you know that we all shed skin, did you know that? Did you know that each every man, woman and child sheds skin. Over an hour each and everyone of us sheds something like 10,000 minute... more

4 out of 5 Dave Allen - First Blessing
First time I learnt to bless myself was sadly when my uncle died. And he was being buried in a remote part of the Dublin mountains and it was a real funereal day, the wind was wiping down and rain and I'm only this big and I'm wandering around... more

2 out of 5 Dave Allen on Gray Hairs
You can become gray because of various different reasons, it can be hereditary. A malfunction of the genes can cause greyness. Anaemia causes greyness, lacking Vitamin B and Vitamin F causes greyness, vast quantities of liquids,... more

3 out of 5 Dave Allen - The Evils of Drink
An old drunk is on his way into a bar when a nun standing outside the bar suddenly speaks to him. "Your drinking is the easy road to evil and damnation. Drink will pollute your body and soul. Give up the foul spirits and live a better life!".... more

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