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Photo of Dave AllenYou can become gray because of various different reasons, it can be hereditary. A malfunction of the genes can cause greyness. Anaemia causes greyness, lacking Vitamin B and Vitamin F causes greyness, vast quantities of liquids, cause greyness.. Shock, causes greyness. Terror, fear, shock, actually it's been recorded that a man went from being totally black haired to totally white haired in something like seven minutes. That's an interesting thing, the body hair on my body, I'm going grey at the top of my head, but the rest of my body hair is black. My eyebrows are black, my beard is black, my hands are black, my legs, my chest is black. I noticed recently, I was having a bath, I noticed that I had my first white Pubic hair... Now what did he see that the others didn't see? Can you imagine you're one of those little hairs turning around to the other grey hair... "What did you see?" "I saw... I saw.. Ahhhh!" ...Another one.

Dave Allen, 1998

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