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Photo of Dave AllenI have given it up. I'm a heavy smoker. I use to even smoke in between smokes. I've given it up. Totally changed. The most extraordinary thing about giving up smoking, to non-smokers I'm a convert. I've come over. I've joined them. They're proud of me they say "Good for you you've given up the filthy habit". To the heavy smokers who use to be my allies, I'm a traitor. "Bloody Judas! You of all people." But one of the good things, one of the new things about giving up smoking is that I now have my sense of smell back. I can actually get up in the morning and open the windows, throw them open and breath and smell again... petrol, carbon monoxide, dog shit. Taste. I actually thought when I use to eat food it was because of the smoking. I had no taste. It's not the smoking it's the food. It's bloody tasteless. Somebody said to me the other day shall we eat or have a Mcdonald's.
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Dave Allen, 1984

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