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There's an interesting thing between parents. Fathers and daughters and mothers and sons. The girl will bring the boy home for you to meet and because you've talked in liberal terms all your life you have to kind of follow this through. "Daddy, I'd like you to meet Paul." Hello Paul. "Uggggg." "Can I bring Paul in daddy?" Yeah, of course you can. "No, but can he stay here?" Yes of course you can, he can stay for dinner. "No I mean do you mind if he stays here?" What do you mean, stay here? "Ohh stays in the house." Doesn't he have a house of his own? Why does he have to live here? "Cause I'd like him to live here." Well where is he going to stay? "He'll stay with me." What? In your room? And that's it. The bastard's in. And they take over. She loved Paul. Paul's an arsehole. I come down in the morning he's drinking tea out of my cup. Reading my paper. Eating my food. And not only that he's humping my daughter And I'm out in the garden feeding her bloody rabbit! What should be happening: she should be feeding me and he should be out in the garden humping the bloody rabbit.
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Dave Allen, 1993
Suggested by Kirk
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