Home / Dane Cook / Killer Bees
Please note: This quote contains offensive content and is only available to view by individuals 18 years of age or older. By viewing I hereby certify that: I am at least 18 years of age and I do not find explicit content to be obscene or offensive in any way.
Show quote | Sign In to save your setting (remove disclaimer).
There's certain ways when people they bit it and they show it on the news, you laugh. Like who gets killed by Bees? every time they come on the news, "Ahhhh a man was in Austin, killed by Bees". I just fucking laugh! How do you get killed by Bees? If your walking through the woods right... And you come to a bush and you hear Bzzzzzzzzz just you know run away from that bush! Who's going near that bush going "Hey! Is that Bees? ...Ahhhhhhhhhh!" Dude fuck that I would punch every Bee in the face! Bees are not taking me out! Yeah fuck you Bee! It's a fucking Bee! I could understand if it was like killer Horses! That's scary shit! Flying through the air kicking you in the face! That's scary, fuck Bees!
Hide quote
Dane Cook, 2003
Suggested by Flotzy
54 Votes
Related Videos
Zelda As Dane Cook- Would U Rather Pt.1
3.77 mins.
www.youtube.com
Zuko-bees {dane Cook}
0.75 mins.
www.youtube.com
Bees - Dane Cook
1.30 mins.
www.youtube.com
Newsletter
Feed