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Photo of Dane Cook I love it when it's late at night, and you're in bed, and you're nice and cosy and you're watching your favorite shows, for me Justice Files. That's my favorite show. People say "Dane why do you love the show?" It's simple it's because I love justice and I love files. And when the two come to together I could blow a Justicy load. I could blow a justicy filey load. It's late at night and you're laying there and all of a sudden, outside you hear a car alarm go for for like forty six minutes. You're just laying there UUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWPPPP, UUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWPPPP, EHHHHHHHHHH EHHHHHHHHHH EHHHHHHHHHH EHHHHHHHHHH, NEEEEEEEEE NAAAAAAAAAA....... NEEEEEEEEE NAAAAAAAAAA....... I love it, I get inspired, I walk around my house. In fact, one night I wrote lyrics. Now every time I hear one I stand on my bed I'm like HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO, IM A CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR. GAS-O-LINE-MAKES-ME-RUN. BACK SEATS....... TRUNK SPACE....... HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO, LETS GO FOR A RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDEEEEEEEEE. OIL-IS-MY-BLOOD. SEAT BELTS....... RADIO KNOBS.......