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Photo of Brian Regan We needed a refrigerator for our new place and I've never bought a refrigerator my whole life. I went into the appliance store, there's like nine hundred of them lined up, there's a salesman there. What's this guy supposed to say about refrigerators? "Well you got this refrigerator here, this keeps all your food cold for 600. You've got this refrigerator, this keeps all your food cold for 800. Check this out, 1400, keeps all your food cold. So this guy is working me on this one, I've never seen a guy work so hard. "This one has a meat draw. And 'um, what you do with that... You would put meat. What ever varieties, that you would choose. These would be your meats. So there's no requirement on the types of meats you would pick. Bacon. Marbled meats. There's an endless selection. Endless. And this one also has a crisper, for um' crispy things. Umm. Potato chips..."