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Brian Regan on Fig Newtons
I don't know what to eat. My doctor told me to read food labels. So I was in the store the other day I was trying to read the Fig Newtons label, I've always liked them and I was trying to see if it was OK to eat em. Everything looked pretty good,... more
Brian Regan on Military Inventions
Inventions intrigue me, I was reading about the Walkie Talkie and I read it was a military inventions, that surprised me, usually military stuff has strong names you know Apache Helicopter, Tomahawk missile. ...Walkie Talkie?... more
Brian Regan on Flying
How come the first class people they can just get on when ever they want? I've always hated that. "First class people board at your leisure, take your time first class people. Coach class people no sit scuz, no wait little piggies."... more
Brian Regan on Chef Boyardee
I eat like a kid. I like Chief Boyardee. Their Ravioli, but they have some stuff I've never seen in the real Italian food world. You ever been in a nice Italian restaurant? Hi how are you? Ummm id like to start with a nice bottle of Chanti... more
Brian Regan on Working Out
I joined a health club. That's intimidating you always have some big giant guy showing you around. Hey you thinking of joining? Follow him... I felt like a little monkey... Where we going Thunder? They gave me a clipboard for my first... more
Brian Regan on Yoga
I thought Yoga was easy. I went out and I bought a Yoga video tape. I bought the beginners tape I couldn't do anything on the whole hour, nothing, just fast forwarding... can't do that... can't do that... I know I can't do that. This woman... more
Brian Regan on Cranberry Salesman
I don't know what the hell is going on with Cranberries but their getting in to all the other juices. Who ever the salesman is for Cranberries he's doing a great job. He's showing up everywhere. Hey what have you got there Apples? Put... more
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