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Photo of Brian Regan My cholesterol is - I think it's five thousand, two hundred and eighteen - something like that. I don't eat well. I like buying donuts, I feel bad for the donut ladies because people can't make up their mind in these places. You'd think that donut ladies would just snap and start shootin' people. "Out. Everybody out. Go on." I don't know what it is about donuts but people freak out they go in there, "Okay... Okay..." Lookin around, "Alright, I need a dozen donuts... Uhh.. You have a lot of donuts... Okay I'm gonna start with four chocolate, I want two twistygers, I want a lemon twitter, I want a Raspberry puff, I want a honey-curl, and uhh two chocolate, no one, one! Put em back, put em back, I want a Bavarian apple crunch, get the ladder!" Hey hey hey! Why don't you go outside and think it over huh? It's a big decision. You can't blow donut day. But the donut ladies have learned how to get back at ya, they do the subtraction for you in front of the other customers to make you look like an idiot. You go in there "Yeah I'd like a dozen donuts I'll start with seven chocolate" You have five left. "Okay, if I were to order one more, then how many would I have left? How many would I have then donut lady, that's want I need to know and now!