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Brian Joseph Regan was born on 2 October 1957 in Miami, Florida. He majored in accounting at college in Ohio, but on the advice of his football coach changed to study Communication & Theatre - and his love for stand up was born. In 1981 he worked at a small comedy club in Fort Lauderdale, cooking and washing dishes before becoming the club's MC. During the mid-80s he toured and in 1988 won the Miller Lite Funniest Person in New York award. His career took off and he started to make regular TV appearances.... moreBrian Joseph Regan was born on 2 October 1957 in Miami, Florida. He majored in accounting at college in Ohio, but on the advice of his football coach changed to study Communication & Theatre - and his love for stand up was born. In 1981 he worked at a small comedy club in Fort Lauderdale, cooking and washing dishes before becoming the club's MC. During the mid-80s he toured and in 1988 won the Miller Lite Funniest Person in New York award. His career took off and he started to make regular TV appearances. He first appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman in 1995. Influenced by Steve Martin, Brian has generated a broad fan base with his observational and physical comedy - the clean content makes it very TV-friendly. He often tours with fellow comic, his brother Dennis Regan.

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4 out of 5 Brian Regan on Hospitals - Part 1 Related videos
I just recently had to go to the emergency room. I had some stomach virus thing. I almost called an ambulance. It's weird I mean considering calling an ambulance for yourself. Y'know. You call an ambulance for other people right?... more

4 out of 5 Brian Regan on Hospitals - Part 2 Related videos
Nurse finally comes in "How are you doing tonight?" "I'm on a gurney. Do you have a pain killer or something? This is killing me." So she goes "How would you describe your pain?" "It's killing me. I don't know if you remember that part.... more

4 out of 5 Brian Regan on Refrigerators Related videos
We needed a refrigerator for our new place and I've never bought a refrigerator my whole life. I went into the appliance store, there's like nine hundred of them lined up, there's a salesman there. What's this guy supposed to say about... more

4 out of 5 Brian Regan - Spelling Bee Related videos
I'd be a lot better off if I was to study more growing up. But you know where it all went wrong is the day that they started the spelling bee. Cause up until that day I was an idiot, but nobody else knew, y'know. And the spelling bee day popped... more

3 out of 5 Brian Regan on Kids Party Games Related videos
When you grow older you start having your birthday party games - pin the tail on the donkey - there's a good safe game for kids. What are adults thinking? Hey hey we're having a whole bunch of kids over, big party, we're gonna blind fold... more

5 out of 5 Brian Regan on Reading Related videos
Reading is hard. You ever try that? I read good. Goodly. But I hate when you're trying to read something and you come across the expression 'One thing led to another'. What in the hell kind of lazy writing is that? Isn't that your job... more

4 out of 5 Brian Regan on Donut Ladies Related videos
My cholesterol is - I think it's five thousand, two hundred and eighteen - something like that. I don't eat well. I like buying donuts, I feel bad for the donut ladies because people can't make up their mind in these places. You'd think... more

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