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I don't like those little Buddy Holly aeroplanes. I like the aeroplanes that go Bbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrr they got toilets and cups of tea... "Another biscuit Mr Connolly?" That's flying! I don't like Ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck that! And I like two pilots, case one fucking dies. People die all the time, it's just you're not around. People are flopping all over the fucking place it's just you don't know the guy... Could be a fucking pilot! And he never tells you, when there's only one he never says... "Look I might die here. If I do this makes it go left and right, up and down and these foot ones make it go Wehhhhh wehhhhh, right!" No well it would be a wee bit of use as you may be able to make it stay up till it fucking ran out of Petrol. Maybe you could bring it down a wee bit and you know be maimed instead of fucking dead. But they know that the selfish bastards, they know! And with their dieing fucking breath they go Cheery fucking o.
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