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Show quote | Sign In to save your setting (remove disclaimer). Photo of Bill Hicks I could never call one of those sex phone lines, that's amazing we've come to this point in our lives. To call sex phone lines. How embarrassing to call some strange woman, she's going "Ohh, you've got me sooooo hot. Your cock is sooooo... big. You've got the biggest cock". [looks down] Think I've got the wrong number. Lie to me but stay within reason y'know. I'm not an idiot. Closer to the truth, "Ohh, you've got a cock". Alright yeah, hello? Man with penis holding. But it's hard to have a relationship in this business, you're always traveling y'know. It's going to take a very special woman, or a bunch of average ones.
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