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Show quote | Sign In to save your setting (remove disclaimer). Photo of Bill Hicks John Kennedy, murdered. Gandhi, murdered. Martin Luther King, murdered. Jesus, murdered. Reagan... wounded. Cancer eight times, no that fucker still walks doesn't he? That guy is Jason man. If you could take of that hockey mask just once you going to find... "Well I am back." People love him, LOVE HIM! EVERY FACT points that he's a lair, corporate-puppet, devil, cock-sucking fascist, every fact points to that. Not one FACT to that opposite but what happens... "We love you Ronnie, four more years! four more years! Let's put him on Mount Rushmore!" ...Let's put him under, Mount Rushmore. They LOVE HIM! HOW FAR UP YOUR ASS does this guys dick have to be before you realise he's fucking you man? People are just like, "I like him; I don't know what it is, he looks good on TV, he brought back patriotism, god damn it he's a good American. Hold it something slapping my ass, oh my good HE'S FUCKING US!". "Well Nancy and I feel that eh... Man you might know as John Wayne once told me that eh... Man you might remember as Jimmy Stuart." Shut the fuck up! Why don't you answer a question like a man you fucking lying, B-actor, dickweed, Mr. President-sir, with all due respect.
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