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Photo of Bill HicksHave you heard about this? These new grade school books for children. To help explain to them the gay lifestyle. You know what I'm talking about? One of them is called Heathers two mommies, the other one, daddies... new... room-mate. Folks I'm going to have to draw the line here and say I find this really fucking disgusting. You know, it's abhorrent, I think it's fucking evil, alright. And I'm talking of course about Daddies new room-mate, Heathers two mommies on the other hand... wow! Quite a fetching read. "Ohh they're hugging on page seven... ohh. Go mommies go! Heathers' such a lucky girl. I wish I had two mommies. Ohh they kiss on chapter eleven." You know there's actually people in the world that consider that a double standard.
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Bill Hicks, 1993

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