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Photo of Bill HicksYou never see my attitude in the press. That's what bugs me. You never see my point of view. For instance - gays in the military. Now, I don't know how y'all feel about it. Gays want to be in the military. Here's how I feel about it, alright? Anyone - DUMB ENOUGH - to want to be in the military should be allowed in. End of fuckin' story. That should be the only requirement. I don't care how many push-ups you can do, put on a helmet, go wait in that fox-hole, we'll tell you when we need you to kill somebody. Y'know what I mean? I'm so sick... I've watched these fuckin' congressional hearings, and all these military guys, and all the pundits, seriously "Oh, the esprit-de-corps will be affected, and we are such a moral..." Excuse me? Aren't y'all fuckin' hired killers? Shut up! You are thugs, and when we need you to go blow the fuck out of a nation of little brown people, we'll let you know. Until then. Where did the fucking military get all these moral... "We are the military... Is that a village of children and kids? Where the napalm? I don't want any gay people hanging around me when I'm killing kids. I just don't wanna see it".
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Bill Hicks, 1993

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