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They say childbirth is hard on a woman. I think it's harder on the kid. You just don't get to hear their side till they're thirteen... Then they're just pissed, they forgot why. Think about childbirth your first nine months alive, rent free, free food, constantly asleep... Uhhhhhhh that's gonna fucking last... Suddenly you're pushed into the light... Smack! GET A JOB! Waaaaaaaaaaa. Pretty fucking traumatic... But I'm over it.
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Bill Hicks, 1989
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