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What is this titillation? I just don't get it, maybe I'm just this jaded Goat boy... I'll tell you a story, I'm walking around the West End (of London) and there's a bus full of fucking tourists from Idaho. Coming out of their bus, bumped into me and I flew into this adult book store. Right through the looking glass, Billy in wonderland. Anyway my hand goes into my pocket and I'm thinking I gotta get out ta here and BOOM money flies out of my pocket, onto the counter. This guy hands me a magazine, I'm blushing y'know, I gotta get back to the hotel immediately and throw this away. Get back to the hotel, throw it towards the garbage can and it breaks open, right on my bed. Look at those fucking tits right? Big laugh looking at it. This is hardcore British pornography. And it's naked people, cool I'm with this so far. Looked down at their gentiles and there's these blue dots. Excuse me! Did I just give you real fucking money? Unless I just gave you blue dot money then don't give me blue dots. I just gave you some hard earned fucking cash my friend. Pussy is the answer. I am posing to you now. The blue dots are over everything, like they're going to throw me off. What's going on? Then I saw a night club here, live sex show, what a bummer that must be to be the guy that has to hold the blue dot.
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Bill Hicks, 1992
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