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Photo of Bill CosbyHere comes a guy in a VW. Now it's bad enough that I have an eighteen thousand dollar car that will not go. But here comes a guy with a fourteen hundred dollar special super charged-up, radio, heater, white walled tires and blue book. Doesn't go past me like he should, stops the car. "We get a hundred miles to the gallon too. If the fan belt breaks we use a rubber band". That I don't need from any body. I don't need that from people, you know. It's just out of line. See, what a Volkswagen owner will not tell you about how when they're driving down the highway how when the trunk comes from an opposite direction how they wind up in a ditch. And they haven't even turned the steering wheel. "How did we get in a ditch? I don't know the cars afraid of trunks, that's all it is". They won't tell you about how they're barred from the Golden Gate bridge cause they keep changing lanes without moving the steering wheel.

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