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Photo of Bill Cosby I want to talk to you about a fella by the name of Noah, who built an ark. Now everybody knows, when you ask the question they say what did Noah do? Well he built an ark but very few people know about the actual conversation that went on between the Lord and Noah. You see Noah was a carpenter and he was in his rec-room sawing away, making a few things for the home there. Vhoooba, Vhoooba, Vhoooba, Vhoooba... "Noah!"... Vhoooba, Vhoooba, Vhoooba, Vhoooba... "Noah!" Who is that? "It's the Lord, Noah."... Right! Where are ya? What you want? I've been good. "I want you to build an Ark". Right! What's an Ark? "Go out into the woods, collect all of the animals in the world by two and make the ark out of cubits. Eighty cubits, forty cubits, thirty cubits." Right! What's a cubit? "Let's see a cubit, I used to know what a cubit was. Well don't worry about that just go out and collect all those animals by twos male and female and put them into the ark. Right! Who is this really? What's going on? How come you want me to do all these weird things? "I'm going to destroy the world." Right! Am I on Candid Camera? How you gonna do it? "I'm gonna make it rain for a thousand days and drown 'em right out." Right! Listen to this, you'll save water... Let it rain for forty days and forty nights and wait for the sewers back up. "Right!"