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Photo of Bill CosbyThe people in this hotel are very nice, everybody here is. They gave me a suite here, big time suite, weird though... They got a mirror over my bed. No I swear there a big mirror over my bed! I was un-easy going to bed I had a feeling the pit boss was watching me. When I sleep I toss and turn and when I woke up in the morning I looked up a through it was a naked skydiver coming towards me. But it's fun though when you have a mirror over your bed... You can watch yourself get into bed. I'm use to it now, it's cool, but I don't know what it's there for... I really don't, it's silly to have a mirror over your bed what are you going to shave in bed... well what the hell are you going to watch? All I know is the way I... ...get a broken neck trying to watch. And Camille's virgin Catholic I know she ain't peekin'.

Bill Cosby, 1971

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