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I sat at a Blackjack table and I swear this guy ran off eleven hands straight. And this lady and I sitting at the table finally we just said look... Don't give us any more cards you just call out what you have and we'll throw you the money. But the best gambler I ever saw in my life was a woman. She was so angry she lost eleven hands in a row and she caught a twenty and the dealer turned a face card up she said I'm not taking no pushes! Hit it! And the dealer said But Mam... I said hit it! He went, OK... Boom... Ace! And the guy in the glass case fell through. I don't give a damb! Pay it!... Worst Blackjack player I ever saw was a man... Believe it or not we had a table full of people and this guy split fives! And the whole table got up and beat him up! And people from the other table came across and beat him! Cause he did the same thing with them yesterday! And he was the only person that won a hand at the table.
Bill Cosby, 1971
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